Vegetables can be VERY Satisfying when you are Alone!

This weekend when I went shopping at my local grocery store, I decided to go and pick out some new friends in the produce isles.  The produce department at this particular store has everything one can imagine in the fruit and vegi categories.  As I stand at the beginning of the isles, I do a quick scan, looking for one of my favorite vegetables, the cucumber.  Just picking up one brings wonderful thoughts to my mind, the way that it feels, and the way that it is shaped.  

The first thing I notice about the first one I pick up is its color.  It has a perfect dark green color, firm and my fingers are able to span the entire girth of it and touch.  It’s firm with no give and about eight inches long or so.  I put it up to my nose to smell it, thinking about how it is just perfect for the first friend.  I am getting ready to turn to go and look at other prime choices when out of the corner of my eye I notice a large cucumber seemingly to be peeking out at me from under another few of them.  I pick it up and it is very large for this time of the year.  (Normally in the summer is the best time to find large ones).  My fingers do not even come close to touching it, it is so large and I think, well… kind of large?  Not sure that would be possible but hey, why not bring him along anyways.

Next I walk over to the banana’s and pick up three that are various sizes but one is pretty green and then two others that are riper, one of which is pretty soft.  (These are fantastic for muscle building) I add them to my cart with the two cucumbers and keep looking around. 

I spot corn on the cob.  As you can guess, this time of year, it isn’t all that easy to find but I am thrilled.  I absolutely LOVE corn on the cob.  It has a fantastic feel about it.  I have enjoyed it raw and cooked and both ways have definite advantages. I get a long firm feeling ear and start thinking I have enough for a night of fun and exercises. 

On my way out of the isles, I notice a few carrots that are long and figure, why not, picking up a couple and then heading toward the check-out to pay for my new friends.

Now when I am home alone, I like to wash my friends so they are clean and ready for a really nice time.  I put them on a tray and bring them into my room.  I decide that I should do some exercising first so I choose the three banana’s and peel them, setting them aside.  I put some nice mood music on, the sea and ocean sounds for tonight. 

Now I like to gain something from playing with food.  As you can probably guess, I have amazing muscle control since I do exercise them regularly.  Very popular with men :O) I usually start with a firm banana since it is hard to squeeze.  The softer ones are a bit more of a challenge because if you aren’t careful, they will not go in very well.  The bonus though is when it is able to be slowly inserted and then crushed by vaginal muscles.  Just kind of cool. 

Some vegis are great for size when I am in the mood to say stretch the limits but those are more fun when you have a friend to help experiment.  They are fantastic too when you combine them with a nice vibrator and the orgasm builds slowly until it hits you super strong.  Now for me, if I use say a small summer squash anally, and then a nice firm cucumber vaginally, then  top it off with a vibrator, the multiple orgasm’s that usually rock me can last a very long time and be so intense as well as satisfying that it is impossible to stay quite. 

Now for a bit of advice for my friends that might like to try this fun play, make sure you wash yourself very well after the fun is over.  One wouldn’t want to leave any little bits of anything behind.  For the larger “friends” it is also advised to use some kind of lubrication, especially if you are experimenting anally to avoid any pain.  Start small too, don’t leap into say large squash if you have never tried a large cucumber :O) 

I am extremely interested in fruits and vegis that you have tried as well as the outcome of experimenting that you have had.  Do you have a favorite vegi friend?  Do you prefer to experiment alone or with a partner?  I am always on the lookout for a new fun “friend” to try.

Happy Experimenting!